Slaughterhouse Rulez(2018)
2018 · Crispian Mills · 104 min
An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site unleashing unspeakable horror.
Comedy · Horror · Action · Fantasy
5.6512 votes
TMDB score
3/5
Intensity
4/5
Gore
1/5
Stays with you
How Slaughterhouse Rulez scares
It starts as a goofy boarding-school comedy poking fun at posh kids and class snobbery, then flips into a monster movie once creatures start crawling up from underground. Once the action kicks in, it stays fast and chaotic, with characters running, fighting, and getting picked off in splattery, over-the-top ways. The scares are more about gross-out creature attacks and gore gags than real dread, so it plays like a horror-comedy romp rather than something that will actually unsettle you. Good for people who want laughs, monsters, and blood, not creeping tension.
On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, Slaughterhouse Rulez rates psychological 1/5, visceral 4/5, gore 4/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 3/5.
- Psychological: 1 of 5
- Visceral: 4 of 5
- Gore: 4 of 5
- Lingering: 1 of 5
- Intensity: 3 of 5
Slow burn vs Jump scares: 55 of 100 — balanced
Supernatural vs Real-world: 25 of 100 — leans Supernatural
Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 15 of 100 — leans Fun-scary
Intensity over runtime
Shape only — no eventsReveal pacing shapeHide pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.
A breezy school-comedy setup that slowly tightens into a chaotic, monster-filled back half with only brief breathers.
Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 3, 4.
How scary is Slaughterhouse Rulez?
On The Horror Database's 0–5 intensity scale, Slaughterhouse Rulez rates 3/5 — solidly scary, balancing creeping dread with well-placed shocks. It attacks the body more than the mind — physical, in-your-face horror. Expect it to be heavy on gore and fun-first. The dread fades once the credits roll.
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