Is Bloodsucking Bastards gory?

Somewhat — Bloodsucking Bastards rates 3/5 on The Horror Database's gore scale: some blood, not an endurance test.

Does Bloodsucking Bastards rely on jump scares?

Not really — Bloodsucking Bastards leans slow-burn (35/100 on THDB's slow-burn↔jump-scare spectrum); the fear builds as dread rather than shocks.

Will Bloodsucking Bastards stay with you after watching?

Not much — Bloodsucking Bastards rates 1/5 on lingering effect; the dread fades once the credits roll.

Who is Bloodsucking Bastards for?

Bloodsucking Bastards is fun-first horror (10/100 on THDB's fun-scary↔disturbing spectrum) at 1/5 intensity — a good pick for a scary-but-enjoyable night.

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Bloodsucking Bastards(2015)

Name: Bloodsucking Bastards
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Released: 2015
Duration: 84 min

2015 · Brian James O'Connell · 84 min

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

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Comedy · Horror

5.6210 votes

TMDB score

1/5

Intensity

3/5

Gore

1/5

Stays with you

How Bloodsucking Bastards scares

Watching this feels like hanging out at the most miserable office job ever, except your boss might actually be a vampire, and the movie plays that mostly for laughs. The pace is loose and jokey, more about awkward workplace comedy and deadpan humor than real scares, with the occasional splash of gore or a gross visual gag thrown in for a laugh. It's light, silly, and self-aware, never trying to actually unsettle you. Great for a laid-back night when you want horror-flavored comedy rather than anything that will actually creep you out.

Intensity over runtime

Shape only — no events

Reveal pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.

A goofy, slow-building office comedy that gradually adds bite until it turns into a chaotic, gory romp by the end.

How scary is Bloodsucking Bastards?

On The Horror Database's 0–5 intensity scale, Bloodsucking Bastards rates 1/5 — gentle by horror standards, building its fear through slow-burn dread rather than shocks. It works on both fronts, unsettling the mind while going for the body. Expect it to be moderately gory and fun-first. The dread fades once the credits roll.

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