Hansel and Gretel Get Baked(2013)
2013 · Duane Journey · 86 min
An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.
Horror · Comedy
5.2231 votes
TMDB score
2/5
Intensity
3/5
Gore
1/5
Stays with you
How scary is Hansel and Gretel Get Baked?
Watching this feels like a goofy stoner comedy that occasionally remembers it's supposed to be a horror movie. The mood stays silly and irreverent throughout, with cannibal-witch gore played for laughs rather than genuine scares. Any blood or creature effects are more gross-out gag than real threat, so you're never meant to feel actual dread. It's a good pick if you want to laugh at bad horror-comedy nonsense with friends, not if you want to be unsettled.
On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, Hansel and Gretel Get Baked rates psychological 1/5, visceral 3/5, gore 3/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 2/5.
- Psychological: 1 of 5
- Visceral: 3 of 5
- Gore: 3 of 5
- Lingering: 1 of 5
- Intensity: 2 of 5
Slow burn vs Jump scares: 30 of 100 — leans Slow burn
Supernatural vs Real-world: 10 of 100 — leans Supernatural
Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 10 of 100 — leans Fun-scary
Intensity over runtime
Shape only — no eventsReveal pacing shapeHide pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.
A goofy, low-key hangout vibe slowly gives way to more frantic, gory chaos as it heads toward a chaotic finish.
Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 3.
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