Lesbian Vampire Killers(2009)
2009 · Phil Claydon · 86 min
With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
Horror · Comedy
5.2436 votes
TMDB score
1/5
Intensity
2/5
Gore
1/5
Stays with you
How Lesbian Vampire Killers scares
Lesbian Vampire Killers is a horror comedy first and a horror movie second, so the scares are mostly played for laughs rather than real dread. It leans on cheap jolts, silly monster gags, and campy gore instead of any slow, creeping tension. There's some blood and cartoonish violence, but nothing feels genuinely threatening or upsetting. This is one for people who want a goofy, low-stakes horror spoof to laugh at with friends, not a movie that will actually scare you.
On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, Lesbian Vampire Killers rates psychological 1/5, visceral 2/5, gore 2/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 1/5.
- Psychological: 1 of 5
- Visceral: 2 of 5
- Gore: 2 of 5
- Lingering: 1 of 5
- Intensity: 1 of 5
Slow burn vs Jump scares: 65 of 100 — leans Jump scares
Supernatural vs Real-world: 10 of 100 — leans Supernatural
Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 10 of 100 — leans Fun-scary
Intensity over runtime
Shape only — no eventsReveal pacing shapeHide pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.
A goofy horror-comedy romp that stays light and jokey throughout, with a few bursts of chaotic action rather than any real dread.
Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, 3.
How scary is Lesbian Vampire Killers?
On The Horror Database's 0–5 intensity scale, Lesbian Vampire Killers rates 1/5 — gentle by horror standards, delivering its fear through jump scares more than lingering dread. It works on both fronts, unsettling the mind while going for the body. Expect it to be moderately gory and fun-first. The dread fades once the credits roll.
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