Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter(2001)
2001 · Lee Demarbre · 85 min
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
Action · Comedy · Horror
4.9118 votes
TMDB score
1/5
Intensity
1/5
Gore
1/5
Stays with you
How scary is Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?
Watching this feels more like a goofy midnight movie hangout than anything scary, packed with cheesy fight scenes, deadpan jokes, and a plot so silly it never asks you to feel real fear. The pace bounces around with action-movie energy and musical numbers instead of building any dread. Vampires show up as the villains, but they're played for laughs, not chills, and any blood on screen is cartoonish rather than gross. This is for people who want to laugh at low-budget horror-comedy silliness, not for anyone looking to be unsettled.
On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter rates psychological 1/5, visceral 2/5, gore 1/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 1/5.
- Psychological: 1 of 5
- Visceral: 2 of 5
- Gore: 1 of 5
- Lingering: 1 of 5
- Intensity: 1 of 5
Slow burn vs Jump scares: 30 of 100 — leans Slow burn
Supernatural vs Real-world: 10 of 100 — leans Supernatural
Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 5 of 100 — leans Fun-scary
Intensity over runtime
Shape only — no eventsReveal pacing shapeHide pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.
A campy, energetic romp that bounces between goofy action bursts and playful lulls without ever settling into real dread.
Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 4, 3.
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