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Eat Locals(2017)

2017 · Jason Flemyng · 93 min

In a quiet countryside farmhouse, Britain's vampires gather for their once-every-fifty-years meeting. Others will be joining them too; Sebastian Crockett, an unwitting Essex boy who thinks he's on a promise with sexy cougar Vanessa; and a detachment of Special Forces vampire killers who have bitten off more than they can chew. This is certainly going to be a night to remember... and for some of them it will be their last.

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Action · Comedy · Horror

5.1135 votes

TMDB score

2/5

Intensity

3/5

Gore

1/5

Stays with you

How Eat Locals scares

Watching this feels like hanging out with mates who are cracking jokes while things get bloody around them, not like sinking into real dread. It's a siege movie played for laughs, with soldiers and vampires trapped in a farmhouse trading gunfire and one-liners more than building tension. There's plenty of splattery violence and cheeky British humor, but almost nothing that's meant to actually unsettle you. Good for a beer-and-friends night when you want silly, gory fun rather than a genuine scare.

On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, Eat Locals rates psychological 1/5, visceral 3/5, gore 3/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 2/5.

  • Psychological: 1 of 5
  • Visceral: 3 of 5
  • Gore: 3 of 5
  • Lingering: 1 of 5
  • Intensity: 2 of 5

Slow burn vs Jump scares: 30 of 100 — leans Slow burn

Supernatural vs Real-world: 15 of 100 — leans Supernatural

Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 10 of 100 — leans Fun-scary

Intensity over runtime

Shape only — no events
Reveal pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.

A goofy, slow-building setup gives way to a chaotic, action-packed siege that keeps escalating until the very end.

Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 0, 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 4.

How scary is Eat Locals?

On The Horror Database's 0–5 intensity scale, Eat Locals rates 2/5 — moderately scary, building its fear through slow-burn dread rather than shocks. It attacks the body more than the mind — physical, in-your-face horror. Expect it to be moderately gory and fun-first. The dread fades once the credits roll.

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