

I Sell the Dead(2008)
2008 · Glenn McQuaid · 85 min
18th century justice catches up with a pair of grave robbers. With only a few hours to go before his date with the guillotine, Arthur Blake tells his life story to Father Francis Duffy. Before long, Arthur spills the beans on how he got started in the grim corpse peddling business with seasoned ghoul Willie Grimes.
Comedy · Drama · Horror
5.9215 votes
TMDB score
1/5
Intensity
2/5
Gore
1/5
Stays with you
How I Sell the Dead scares
Watching this feels more like enjoying a spooky campfire tale than being scared — it's playful and darkly funny rather than tense or dreadful. The pace bounces between flashback stories, each one a quick, quirky episode about grave robbing gone wrong, with undead creatures and strange twists played for laughs as much as chills. Blood and gore show up but in a cartoonish, over-the-top way rather than anything upsetting. This is a good pick if you want something spooky and silly rather than something that will actually unsettle you.
On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, I Sell the Dead rates psychological 1/5, visceral 2/5, gore 2/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 1/5.
- Psychological: 1 of 5
- Visceral: 2 of 5
- Gore: 2 of 5
- Lingering: 1 of 5
- Intensity: 1 of 5
Slow burn vs Jump scares: 30 of 100 — leans Slow burn
Supernatural vs Real-world: 30 of 100 — leans Supernatural
Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 10 of 100 — leans Fun-scary
Intensity over runtime
Shape only — no eventsReveal pacing shapeHide pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.
A playful, episodic romp that bounces between light dread and comic bursts rather than building steady dread, with a few livelier jolts scattered throughout.
Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2.
How scary is I Sell the Dead?
On The Horror Database's 0–5 intensity scale, I Sell the Dead rates 1/5 — gentle by horror standards, building its fear through slow-burn dread rather than shocks. It works on both fronts, unsettling the mind while going for the body. Expect it to be moderately gory and fun-first. The dread fades once the credits roll.
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