We Are Zombies(2024)
2024 · François Simard & Anouk Whissell & Yoann-Karl Whissell · 80 min
In a city infested with the LIVING-IMPAIRED aka non-cannibal zombies - three slackers after easy money must fight small-time crooks and an evil megacorporation to save their kidnapped grandma.
Horror · Comedy · Thriller
5.9109 votes
TMDB score
2/5
Intensity
3/5
Gore
1/5
Stays with you
How scary is We Are Zombies?
Watching this feels more like a goofy action-comedy romp than anything actually scary, with zombies played for laughs instead of dread. The pace is fast and silly, packed with slapstick violence, weird gadgets, and jokes rather than tension or slow build-up. Gore shows up in cartoonish splashes meant to make you laugh, not squirm, and nothing here is designed to unsettle you afterward. It's a good pick if you want a fun, weird, low-stakes horror-comedy hangout rather than a real scare.
On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, We Are Zombies rates psychological 1/5, visceral 2/5, gore 3/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 2/5.
- Psychological: 1 of 5
- Visceral: 2 of 5
- Gore: 3 of 5
- Lingering: 1 of 5
- Intensity: 2 of 5
Slow burn vs Jump scares: 30 of 100 — leans Slow burn
Supernatural vs Real-world: 30 of 100 — leans Supernatural
Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 10 of 100 — leans Fun-scary
Intensity over runtime
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A goofy, action-packed romp that keeps bouncing between comedic lulls and bursts of chaotic mayhem, ramping up toward a frantic finish before easing off at the very end.
Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 1, 1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 3, 2.
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