Blood Diner(1987)
1987 · Jackie Kong · 88 min
Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.
Horror · Comedy
5.4133 votes
TMDB score
3/5
Intensity
5/5
Gore
1/5
Stays with you
How Blood Diner scares
Blood Diner leans hard into gross-out comedy rather than real scares, piling on absurd gore and over-the-top kills for laughs instead of dread. The pace is quick and silly, jumping from one ridiculous splatter set-piece to the next with barely any slow build-up. It's not the kind of movie that gets under your skin psychologically or makes you feel physically hunted; it's more like a cartoonish gross-out ride with a wink the whole way through. Good for fans of trashy, so-bad-it's-fun horror comedy who want blood and body parts played for laughs.
On The Horror Database's 0–5 scare profile, Blood Diner rates psychological 1/5, visceral 3/5, gore 5/5, lingering effect 1/5, and overall intensity 3/5.
- Psychological: 1 of 5
- Visceral: 3 of 5
- Gore: 5 of 5
- Lingering: 1 of 5
- Intensity: 3 of 5
Slow burn vs Jump scares: 75 of 100 — leans Jump scares
Supernatural vs Real-world: 25 of 100 — leans Supernatural
Fun-scary vs Disturbing: 10 of 100 — leans Fun-scary
Intensity over runtime
Shape only — no eventsReveal pacing shapeHide pacing shapeHidden by default — shows where the tension peaks and lets up.
A campy, gore-splattered romp that keeps popping with bursts of shock and silliness rather than building slow dread, ramping up to a chaotic, over-the-top finish.
Intensity across the runtime, 0 to 100: 2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 5.
How scary is Blood Diner?
On The Horror Database's 0–5 intensity scale, Blood Diner rates 3/5 — solidly scary, delivering its fear through jump scares more than lingering dread. It attacks the body more than the mind — physical, in-your-face horror. Expect it to be heavy on gore and fun-first. The dread fades once the credits roll.
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